|You Are 42% American|
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
Huh, didn't even make fifty percent! But forty-two is the magic number, after all. HUAC, come and get me, baby.
That forty-two percent will be baking a Fourth of July cake on Monday, though.