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Raaaaaaaaahhhhhhm

The King is dead, long live the RAHM.

With apologies to Billy the Shake:

Enter ALDERMAN BURKE, with persons bearing a coffin

BURKE

Great mayor, within this coffin I present
Thy buried fear: herein all breathless lies
The mightiest of thy greatest enemies,
Richard of Daley, by me hither brought.

RAHM EMANUEL

Burke, I thank thee not; for thou hast wrought
A deed of slander with thy fatal hand
Upon my head and all this famous land.

BURKE

From your own mouth, my lord, did I this deed.

RAHM EMANUEL

They love not poison that do poison need,
Nor do I thee: though I did wish him dead,
I hate the murderer, love him murdered.
The guilt of conscience take thou for thy labour,
But neither my good word nor princely favour:
With Karl Rove go wander through shades of night,
And never show thy head by day nor light.

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elliska
Feb. 24th, 2011 02:40 am (UTC)
But neither my good word nor princely favour:
With Karl Rove go wander through shades of night,
And never show thy head by day nor light.


This is the best part. ROFL! Great job!
frenchpony
Feb. 24th, 2011 03:08 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you. I'm available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
meggins
Feb. 25th, 2011 04:20 am (UTC)
If only politics were always this entertaining.

I saw a bit of a weather report for Chicao. More snow!
frenchpony
Feb. 25th, 2011 04:28 am (UTC)
Whoopee. More snow. Just what we need! Oh, well. It'll inspire me to stay in the warm and dissertate.
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