From the land of the Chicago River dyed . . . well, greener than it usually is,
From the land of dyed green beer bought at exorbitant prices in pubs in Wrigleyville run by Professional Irishpersons (remember those?),
From the land of a green masthead on the Chicago Sun-Times,
From the land where we all wish we could be you for a single, glorious day,
From the land where, thanks to global warming, it really was a gloriously sunny day,
Happy St. Patrick's Day!