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Election Season's Starting To Heat Up

And here's your one-stop shop for venting your spleen.

http://www.yiddishcursesforrepublicanjews.com/

"May you be reunited in the world to come with your ancestors, who were all socialist garment workers."

"May God give you a daughter-in-law who is as kind as she is beautiful, as patient as she is rich, as wise as she is devoted, a virtuous woman in every way. And then may a ballot initiative invalidate her marriage to your fat lump Rebecca."

"May you feast every day on chopped liver with onions, chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish, braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes, and may every bite of it be contaminated with E. Coli, because the government gutted the E.P.A."

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marta_bee
Aug. 24th, 2012 08:21 am (UTC)
I haven't laughed that hard in a good long time!
frenchpony
Aug. 24th, 2012 02:38 pm (UTC)
You can mutter these at your family when you see them next.
elliska
Aug. 24th, 2012 01:00 pm (UTC)
Those are hilarious. I particularly liked the last one you posted. I'll definitely be glad when the election is over. And I'm glad to be out of Florida right now and not because of the silly little Cat 1 storm.
frenchpony
Aug. 24th, 2012 02:38 pm (UTC)
Ooh, then you'll love the one I just got:

"May you sell everything and retire to Florida just as global warming makes it uninhabitable."
rhobike
Sep. 6th, 2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
LOL! I especially love the first one!
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