Guess what, everyone?
There is now . . . a complete first draft of La Dissertation!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
It still needs a lot of work, of course, but . . . it exists! If the Mayans were right, and the world ends in December, it doesn't matter. I have a complete draft of a dissertation!
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG I'm going to graduate!