So it seems that dissertating has finally squozen all of the common sense out of my brain. I knew I had run out of furniture polish two weeks ago, but did I add it to the shopping list? No, I did not. Therefore, today, when I want to do a houseclean before taking a shower, I have no furniture polish. Silly Pony!
Fortunately, the wisdom of the Intarwebz is only a click or so away, and I found a lovely recipe for homemade furniture polish that I could MacGyver up in about five minutes. Saved!
So there it is. Lemon juice, water, a tad bit of olive oil. Just in case you need it someday.