Once There Was And Was Not In Ancient Armenia

So WBBM 780 informs me that the shaking that woke me up at 4:00 this morning wasn't my Chinese neighbors boogieing down for an early New Year's party, nor yet Godzilla stomping through Hyde Park. It was, in fact, another earthquake. This one was only a 4.3, as opposed to the 5.2 we got back in 2008, and it didn't echo nearly as far.

Oh, yawn. Ho-hum. Another earthquake . . .