And so . . . for anyone who loved the Epic Battle Scenes™ of The Lord of the Rings . . . for anyone who thinks that Carl Orff's Carmina Burana is one of the twentieth century's most entertaining works, regardless of its faint whiff of fascism . . . for anyone who has ever been amused/appalled in equal measures at the lengths that corporations will go to in order to sell fermented hops . . .